Dear Senator McAge, I mean McCain,
idkwtf u wr thnkng wn u picked SYBP as ur bff! I mean seriously! Oh, wait a minute...you don't know how to use a computer right? So, you have no idea what I said...
Let me translate for you:
I don't know what the fu#k you were thinking when you picked Sarah "You Betcha" Palin as your best friend forever!
I thought a bigger font may be helpful, what with your youth and all. Far be it from me to pick on age because we'll all be there someday, but really...with age is supposed to come wisdom. What happened to yours? Sarah "You Betcha" Palin? Lost some respect for "ya" big guy.
Enough about that faux pas and on to the issues at hand. What is your real plan for Iraq? We don't want to hear that the war will go on until the Generals that are over there say it's over! Do you know why? Newsflash...the insurgents are going to keep popping up and there will always be some folks over there that hate us.
Now I'm not fluent in "G.W.", but I'll try and explain this in terms that you'll understand. Let's say hypothetically, that we had a leader here in the United States who was really more of a dictator in that he had his own agenda, didn't listen to what his people had to say, he was financially secure while most of his constituency was not so financially secure, was overall just a jackass, and had very low popularity with his citizens. Remember, hypothetically.
Now, let's say that the Iraqi people recognized this and said we need to fly over to the U.S., bomb the hell out of them, and force the little dictator into the mountains of Gatlinburg, TN where we will catch him and put him on trial (with judge and jury that are completely unbiased because they've never heard anything about this), and if found guilty, then kill him.
My question to you Mr. Maverick is: how long do you think it would take the Iraqi's to completely eradicate all of the people in the United States who didn't want the Iraqi occupation - you know the insurgents? I'm guessing that war would never end. What about you?
The deal is that we would really like to hear how you will shift the responsibility of securing their country back to the Iraqi people and WHEN?
A couple of more items that I would like to discuss with you. So, you want to tax healthcare do "ya"? Again, I'll try to speak in "G.W." so you'll understand what I'm asking. 'Correctify' me if I'm 'incorrecticate', but don't you as a Senator have benefits for life? Meaning you'll never have to go out and get benefits on your own righto? And 'correctify' me if I'm 'incorrecticate' but aren't you 72 years old, with a 'preexistifying' condition?
So you want to give a tax credit, then turn around and tax employers on benefits as though it's income so that they'll drop people? Tell me Maverick...how many of those dropped people at close to 65, with a preexisting condition and a shrinking job market would be able to get insurance all by their lonesome?
Is the air different in your happy place? Because down here where the rest of us live, that would not be the wisest of choices.
One last thing...people in your camp keep saying that they are voting for you because of your 'experience'. That's a frightening thought. With all of your 'experience', you should know how to use a computer, understand that war is not always the answer, understand economics, and picked a better #2 (and by #2 I don't mean anything relating to the 'potty').
The "Maverick" and Sarah "you betcha" Palin release a new single. A cover of the song "I Can't Go For That" and featuring "Joe Sixpack" and "The Soccer Moms". Sounds like the start of a new group called "The New Independent Party".
Do you really understand what's going on here? If yes, check here _______
Signed,
Really, really hoping that "Maverick" is really just a reference to the television show from 1957